The A Girls Archive

“If you can see, can you tell me which girl you think it was?’ The uniformed officer was gentle with the boy and tried to keep from wincing when he looked at his young mangled face.

“Yeah I can see. I don’t know which one of them it was, but I know it was one of them.” The boy was surly and fresh bandaged from the emergency room.

“How do you know it was one of them?” The officer asked and the boy explained, “I was at the golf course with that stuck-up one last month and she wouldn’t put out. I tried hard too. Dick tease. Shoulda took the slut. And then last night that one told me that if I ever even looked at any of them again she would squeeze my boys until they exploded. Then when I got up to see the fireworks, one of them attacked me from behind and sucker punched me to the ground. Then they did this to me. Nobody heard me yellin’. I wrestled away when one had me in a scissor hold and I bit her leg good. Otherwise we’d be here for murder.”

Alma laughed and blurted, “That is so funny. You would be in the morgue if you had been murdered silly.”

Alice slapped Alma’s arm and asked the officer, “Can we just show you our legs to check for bite marks? That way this loser can be satisfied that he was not humiliated by any of us? We’re all wearing skirts it will be easy and you will have our full cooperation. The mother has her permanent consent for body searches on file here too. That’s common knowledge.”

While the officer considered this the boy looked across the table to the three girls. Alice seemed upset and nervous. Alma was examining the officer’s trousers as if they were from outer space. And then he paused on April who had been giving him the stink eye and holding up her middle finger to him the entire time with out flinching.

“Officer? Is she allowed to flip me off like that?” The boy nodded to April who added another hand to the performance and leaned forward bearing her teeth at him.

“Ah . . . That’s a good idea Alice. Let’s see those bite marks, if there are any, and this will be done. Tiffany can you take these girls to the next room and check them out!” Thinking this the easy way out of a potentially newspaper worthy confrontation the officer motioned for the girls to follow is colleague to the next room.

After Tiffany had relayed her findings the officer was relieved, “I am so sorry to have put you through this girls. You can go now.” The officer looked back at the boy and shrugged, “If you can find me the bite marks that match your story I will be there for you, Paul.”

Outside Alice’s poker face and fast thinking impressed her sisters who were both fighting smiles awkwardly. “Really April, when one is interrogated one should at least wear one’s own underwear. And really I never thought you’d date a guy who’d wear briefs.” April shrugged, “I was in a hurry. Man, that officer had a nice weapon.”

Alma, a little confused due to a rather high dose of antibiotics and some blood loss said, “But he didn’t have a gun. I checked for a gun just in case . . . Oh you’re being perverted again. I getcha. Ha. Can you believe that wuss ass thought he bit me in the leg?”

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